Billy Blizzard Boy was not always called Billy Blizzard Boy.
Billy Blizzard Boy was born Boy Blizzard Billy on the Blizzardest Day of Billy Day in Boy Year.
Billy Blizzard Boy was born Boy Blizzard Billy on the Blizzardest Day of Billy Day in Boy Year.
Boy's father was a West Virginia coal miner in Parkersburg, West Virginia. His mother was a professional giraffe not in West Virginia.
One day, Boy was going to school one day when a blizzard hit that day. The Blizzard hit Boy so hard that he fell on his friend Billy.
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But how could Boy not have predicted the blizzard? Because MocoSnow said that it was going to be one pencil, but Boy had 5 pencils in his pocket that's why.
Billy was so hurt that he said |
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"Boy Blizzard Billy, why did you walk into onto on top me like that????" asked Boy's friend Billy.
"I'm sorry Billy Blizzard Boy, I didn't see you because of the Blizzard,",,,,,,,, said Billy's friend Boy Blizzard Billy.
But then, Billy died!
It so happened that Billy's name was Billy Blizzard Boy. In order to cover up the most unfortunate death of his friend, Boy Blizzard Billy changed his name to Billy Blizzard Boy. This is not a confession admissible in court.
Billy Blizzard Boy (not the dead one) invented Google on January 17, 2019, and so doing so, created a mailing account.
He also invented Weebly that day. He published the website you are on right now. Isn't that cool?
He also invented Weebly that day. He published the website you are on right now. Isn't that cool?
Unfortunately, fortunately, the original Billy Blizzard Boy was not dead. He was alive, and using the hacker name of Clam, he managed to guess the password into the weeble and google accounts. That day was January 29. Oh no. Billy Blizzard Boy was breached that day and so began the time of troubles (not related to the Irish Troubles though Billy Blizzard Boy is a part-time Analysis leprechaun).
Clam used hacking skills to breach the top security mainframe levels of the Websocket javascript, and inserted a Trojan virus into the database system server. However, he needed the password in order to win. Billy Blizzard Boy ensured that his password is the safest password in the word, uncrackable by common cracking methods like base64 reverse hash RSA-decrypt AES XYZ vigenere moonwalking. But Clam guessed the password on his first try! What a big brain. At 15:00 hours on January 29, 2019, Clam successfully destroyed all remaining security personnel manning the website, giving him total control of the happenings at Billy Blizzard Boy.
Clam then inserted a most devious, malignant, malicious of tidbits of code into the website through the code editor, rendering the website useless to the poor people who wanted to see whether tomorrow would be white. That naughty boy corrupted the website such that it directed all visitors to a slanderous, objectively worse snow prediction site.
However, this wasn't the end. The Billy Blizzard Boy team immediately scrambled a crack code squad to disable the errors. Using the ingenious Google password retrieval system designed by Billy Blizzard Boy himself as a failsafe, the Billy Blizzard Boy Crack Code Squad managed to temporarily wrest control away from the evil Clam. However, this same system allowed Clam to regain control over the account. The two battled over, wresting the account from one epic hacker man to another. By the end, Billy Blizzard Boy's Crack Code Squad was defeated.
But they weren't. On October 27, 2019, a peace treaty was reached. The evil Clam, realizing the utter uselessness of the website, gave another hacker man called "defund" control over the website. On October 27, 2019, defund gave the website back to the Billy Blizzard Boy Business. Huzzah.